i regret every selfie a day later
adult: “do u know what college you want to go to yet?”
me: [sweats nervously] MONSTERS UNIVERSITY
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?